Romney’s acceptance speech in one sentence (transcript): Yay (heterosexual, white, wealthy, married) Americans, boo Obama, and let’s go to war.
My commentary: Until I watched Romney’s speech, I thought the Cold War was over. I obviously am an ignorant non-American, you know with the whole non-patriotic thing.
Clint Eastwood’s speech (transcript): Uhhhhhhh, I am getting senile or have lost my mind.
My commentary: Eastwood said, “I think attorneys are so busy — you know they’re always taught to argue everything, and always weight everything — weigh both sides…” Wait, weighing both sides is a bad thing? Mr. Eastwood, you may not be aware, but there is never a definitively right answer.
Also, Eastwood stated, “I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we — we own this country.” Actually, if you want to talk about who financially owns this country, it would be China. Outside of that,America is not dictatorship or a timocracy; it is a democracy.
Ryan’s acceptance speech in one sentence (transcript): The Obama administration is a big disappointment and knows nothing about money; I know a LOT about money and will git er done.
Just a few of Ryan’s lies corrected (otherwise it would take all day):
The greatest threat to Medicare is
Obamacare Romney/Ryan, and we’re going to stop it Medicare and Obamacare.
After four years of government trying to divide up the wealth, we will get
America corporate America creating wealth again for the 1%. With tax fairness breaks for the wealthy and burden for the middle/lower classes and regulatory reform, we’ll put government back on the side of the men and women of giant corporations who create jobs, and the men and women who need jobs and pay the majority of taxes.
We have a plan for a stronger middle class, with the goal of generating 12 million new jobs over the next four years which is actually the projected number of jobs that will be created no matter who is in power. We have some lofty goals so we can put the tax burden on you.